Fuck that machete, I want a flame-thrower or a tank or something

[dar_jeeling]

Gah. Fucking legalities.

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[enname.livejournal.com]

*silently hands over nuclear warhead*

Instructions (on tag tied around top): Let it off at about 30 miles distance from them so that the get the full blast effect, plus not-quite-instantaneous radiation skin sloughing. Destructive, yet painful.

[dar-jeeling.livejournal.com]

I consoled myself by buying an underwater camera which I then subjected to another hour in my bag at destructive temperatures. I r smrt.

[enname.livejournal.com]

Ah, retail therapy.

Well if it is an underwater camera it should be resistant to destructive temperatures dammit. What happens if you want to film underwater in the middle of a spa??

[enname.livejournal.com]

Uh, not that I am suggesting you would ever do such a thing. Make that hot springs? Or volcanic release valve? Ok, that might be too hot.


Not bored again.

[fan-this.livejournal.com]

HOW ABOUT A PIRATE? ARRRRRRRR.

Or, if not that, a rabid monkey? Or, perhaps, an adorable kitten that when held to face to snuggle totally goes apeshit all over snuggler's face?

[dar-jeeling.livejournal.com]

The whole flist is going lala over PotC. I'm so proud I managed to avoid spoilers until now. *nodnod*

[of-evangeline.livejournal.com]

Is Ev going to have to choke a biznatch?

[dar-jeeling.livejournal.com]

Would you? *makes the puppy dog eyes* Please?

It has become problematic/maybe impossible to apply for the citizenship because my mother didn't know she had to fill out some form when I was born. With that little scrap of paper the whole thing would've been downright uncomplicated.