Say what?

[dar_jeeling]

*laughs*

How to get thrown out of a story:

You misread the last line of this part...

He puts a finger against my lips. I guess he's just trying to shut me up, but I close my eyes and breathe in the smell of dirt, and something else. Something sweet. I push my lips against his finger in a kiss, and even that, even just his rough warm solid finger makes me dizzy.

'Ray,' he says, and there's a quiver in his voice.

'Mmm?' I open my eyes.

...as 'Mum?'

From this story by china_shop

Comments

[eretria.livejournal.com]

*coughFreudiancough*?

[dar-jeeling.livejournal.com]

*laughs* Also, do I look male to you? ;)

[eretria.livejournal.com]

Hey, how do I know? You only ever posted pictures of your cute toes, so, you might as well be. Hmph! ;o)

[dar-jeeling.livejournal.com]

Augh. I'm already in a 'Hey, I could post pictures of myself' mood today. I...I don't have to prove that I'm a woman!

[eretria.livejournal.com]

Yes, you do. *smooch*

[everysecondtues.livejournal.com]

Don't you know? Girls don't exist on the internet (http://www.escapistmagazine.com/issue/17/27).

[dar-jeeling.livejournal.com]

Busted! Shyeah. Right.

;)

[monanotlisa.livejournal.com]

PROVE IT.

*beam*

[dar-jeeling.livejournal.com]

You are all mean and I don't like you.

[enname.livejournal.com]

*pout* awww, come on we are very nice and sweet and other words like that. We only want a little proof.

*winning smile*

[monanotlisa.livejournal.com]

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.

[enname.livejournal.com]

*laughs*

Wow and in that case it might even be misconstrued as mpreg as well.

[dar-jeeling.livejournal.com]

Waaaah! Another thing I don't want to read in Due South.

[enname.livejournal.com]

Seems you just did :P

All because of misreading one word as well.

[monanotlisa.livejournal.com]

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

[dar-jeeling.livejournal.com]

I know! *shudders*