So. I'm drunk.

[dar_jeeling]

There, see? Subject line? That's what you call a fair warning, right?

So. I'm drunk. Not the omg, can't move without fallling flat on my face drunk, but the I talk a really fucking lot and probably can't spell kind of drunk. I'm also cold and have probably caught pneumonia because it's still really fucking cold at night. Also, the soles of my feet are black because I ditched the shoes after an hour of dancing. (Blablabla, deleted bit.) It's more depressing in any case.

*rereads* Hm, yes, I am totally pathetic. Bottle of water, darling, where are you? I think I'll make myself some scrambled eggs now because I got the munchies.

Oh, in case someone was wondering (I'm certain no one did, but what the hell), I wore the black dress. Because I'm just that contrary. Okay, not really. I didn't have the right bra for the blue one (Omg, that's so interesting.) If this was German, I'd make a bad pun, but...uh, it isn't so I'll just stop with the rambling.

Comments

[of-evangeline.livejournal.com]

Hee, you're a cute drunk. :D Just wanted to drop a line since I haven't yet. So, hi! {Thanks for supporting the Clover cause. *g*}

[dar-jeeling.livejournal.com]

I'm glad I'm not an obnoxious drunk! The Clover cause. There comes a time when you have to stand up for what you believe. *nods gravely*

[enname.livejournal.com]

*hands you a bottle of water and a coat* You won't get pneumonia from no shoes.

Ha, I said to wear the black dress. Glad to see that contrariness is at least the in thing. There is a pun on Blau? Not that I am sure what the German for bra is and I can't be arsed looking it up.

For someone who is drunk and pathetic, you spell better than I do sober. Bah.

[dar-jeeling.livejournal.com]

You won't get pneumonia from no shoes.
Thwarted again! By the evil powers of rationality!

Hm. Now that I think about it, I'm not sure if I could call it a pun. It would've made fun of the "halterloser BH" (strapless bra).

Pshaw. My last drunk post contained a your/you're mistake. Oh, the shame!

[enname.livejournal.com]

Cover your head and never come out again for mixing your your/you're! I expect paper bags and at least a minimum of flagellation. Admittedly I should partake of this too because I do it all the time ... and you know, meant to be a native speaker.

Down with rationality and all its nations. Dammit.

*g* There should be more mocking of the strapless bra.

[eretria.livejournal.com]

Abiball, hm?

Glad you had fun!

[dar-jeeling.livejournal.com]

;) Thanks!

[aurora]

My flist should make drunk posts more often.

Heh, I totally picked the black dress. And told you to get drunk. This was the graduation thingie, right?

Yes, water, and lots of it. Let's hope the (potential) hangover isn't all that bad. :D

[dar-jeeling.livejournal.com]

I just skimmed the flist yesterday...you're finished with your exams, right? *hugs*

This was the graduation thingie, right?
Yes, it was. Fortunately, the water helped, so I'm not hungover. Yayness.

[aurora]

Yep! All done. :D

I had about 4 cocktails myself last night, but I'm spared from nasty after effects as well. I did drink about 1.5 litre water when I got back home, though, because I was seriously bordering dehydration. :D