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May. 20th, 2006 12:51 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
dar_jeelingThe bad thing about dieting? My boobs are all gone. Which is really fucking depressing because they were awesome. *sighs dejectedly*
Yeah, it's one of those "Last night I dreamed that..." posts.
So, the first part of the dream was pretty boring. (Boring meaning not unusual.) I find myself in a ménage à trois and there's sexin' and all until the guy has to go answer the phone which is in the next room. I'm waiting for him to come back and continue the fun when the other woman suddenly starts crying and explaining that she wasn't really into it and how it was all sort of not consensual on her part. Before I can even manage a wtf, Angela Lansbury as Jessica Fletcher shows up. Let me repeat that: Angela fucking Lansbury shows up. Offering advice and antibiotic cream. Suffice to say that I woke screaming and in a cold sweat. What the fuck, brain?
Oh, and just for the record: Omgomg, so addicted to House. I'm not feeling the urge to read House/Wilson slash (yet?), but Jesus, I can see why you would.
Yeah, it's one of those "Last night I dreamed that..." posts.
So, the first part of the dream was pretty boring. (Boring meaning not unusual.) I find myself in a ménage à trois and there's sexin' and all until the guy has to go answer the phone which is in the next room. I'm waiting for him to come back and continue the fun when the other woman suddenly starts crying and explaining that she wasn't really into it and how it was all sort of not consensual on her part. Before I can even manage a wtf, Angela Lansbury as Jessica Fletcher shows up. Let me repeat that: Angela fucking Lansbury shows up. Offering advice and antibiotic cream. Suffice to say that I woke screaming and in a cold sweat. What the fuck, brain?
Oh, and just for the record: Omgomg, so addicted to House. I'm not feeling the urge to read House/Wilson slash (yet?), but Jesus, I can see why you would.
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Date: 2006-05-19 11:29 pm (UTC)Uncool, Lansbury, uncool.
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Date: 2006-05-19 11:39 pm (UTC)It's also the reason why I'm still awake at 1:43. Can't sleep, Angela Lansbury will eat me. Or something.
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Date: 2006-05-19 11:44 pm (UTC)Antibiotic cream!!
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Date: 2006-05-19 11:48 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-05-19 11:51 pm (UTC)(And I still don't know where that came from.)
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Date: 2006-05-20 01:59 am (UTC)Oh, perhaps I shouldn't try to lose weight then? I have no boobs to speak of now, let alone any to lose.
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Date: 2006-05-20 12:57 pm (UTC)I hope you'll have more luck than I had.
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Date: 2006-05-20 01:33 pm (UTC)Frontal lobe lobotomy was looking good.