Fuckity

[dar_jeeling]

Two down, two to go. Took the biology exam which did not go well and the history exam which was-- how to put it? A fucking disaster. Oh, well. We'll see how it goes.

All that's left is English and German which I'm relatively relaxed about because a) languages, omg. Let me squish you to my heart! and b) I'm not sure if it will even make a difference.

History. What was I thinking? It's all drama, all the time.

1890
Russia: Gotta go expand eastern territories! Promise you won't like, shoot me in the back?
Wilhelm II: Won't do! :D
Russia: Promise?
Wilhelm II: Uh, well, I'd love to, but Austria and Great Britain they've like, trust issues.
Russia: *narrows eyes* Whatev. I like France better anyway.
France: \o/!
Bismarck: *facepalm/headdesk ad infinitum*

1896
British Company: *offends*
Krueger: *defends*
Wilhelm II: Woot! Go you!
Great Britain: O rly? Well, fuck you, Wilhelm. *defriends*

Yes. My brain is totally broken. If you have a new job, got fired, are getting married, are pregnant, are shunning livejournal and are going to live the simple, hard and honest life of a sheep farmer, tell me, please?

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[monanotlisa.livejournal.com]

If you have a new job, got fired, are getting married, are pregnant, are shunning livejournal and are going to live the simple, hard and honest life of a sheep farmer

Man, that sounds far too appealing... ::has motivation issues::

And I LOVE your history out-takes here.

...new chapters of Ard posted, if you haven't seen 'em yet?

[dar-jeeling.livejournal.com]

Instant motivation in handy little bottles. Someone should invent that.

I have this nifty filter and have already opened a bazillion tabs. Today I'll be reading fic until I fall over. Yes.

[monanotlisa.livejournal.com]

Instant motivation in handy little bottles. Someone should invent that.

God, yes, please.

Today I'll be reading fic until I fall over. Yes.

You deserve it. Enjoy!

[enname.livejournal.com]

Stop writing history like me!
*looks shifty*
Would it be wrong of me to steal that and put it in my thesis? It goes so well with what is already there.

Rasta!Humbert of Romans: Hey man, just chill, we like don't need no trouble here...
Crackwhore!secular Masters: No, NO dammit I tell you SPAWN OF SATAN and you ... omg, you have eighteen legs and why are you climbing that Christmas tree?
Random peasant type interloper: Foreskin of Christ!

Pope: Let's go help Byzantium!
Byzantium: What?!? No!! We are fine, leave us alone! No, no, no, you smell!
Crusaders: Where are we? Palestine! Yay!
King Louis: Where *are* those peasants? *tapping sundial* They said rendezvous at the East gate of Constantinople..
Crusaders: *plunder, pillage, rape*
Crusaders: oh... what? This is the Rhine and not Palestine?? Sorry...
Byzantium: *shudder*

Hey, you are halfway there and goodluck with the rest. As for me I obviously married a sheep and gave birth to a farmer. Wait, no. That isn't right...

[dar-jeeling.livejournal.com]

:D! They should fill the textbooks with these little gems. It'd be much more effective.

[enname.livejournal.com]

Or they should just randomly show monty python sketches at unwary passerbys. Ok, perhaps the text book idea would work :P

The last one was a transcription of what I said to a student. *heads desk* With actions.

[brandinsbabe.livejournal.com]

aww good luck on your exams!!! :D
i cant believe you managed to stay away from lj for so long!!! thats willpower!! :D
xo

[dar-jeeling.livejournal.com]

That's desperation, hon. ;)

[eretria.livejournal.com]

When you come back for good, you'll have a treat waiting here (http://eretria.livejournal.com/330904.html#cutid1). You've been waiting for it for a while now, after all.

[dar-jeeling.livejournal.com]

I saw it yesterday before I went to bed! And then I looked at the size. And there were many incoherent noises. I'm so looking forward to reading it.