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[dar_jeeling]

The Wraith contact Atlantis, wanting Beckett's retrovirus.


"What?"


Not everyone is convinced that working with the Wraith is a good idea. In fact, Teyla's certain something's fishy. "They are Wraith." Smart girl.


Beckett tries to make friends. His attempts are rather unsuccessful. "Where was I?"


"Explosives, yes."


"They call it 'flashing'."


We're very nervous, we hope you don't notice.


Hehe. Heh. So much for that.


Mmm, shoulders.


McKay's happy to be learning about Wraith technology.


Very happy.


The Wraith want to observe the results of the gas. I want to observe the effects of gravity on Sheppard's hair. (Note: none are apparent.)


The gas turns them into elves humans.
Wraith queen: "Yummy."
Me: "I love my fucked up show."


Beckett: "Omg, no. Who would've though she'd do that?"


Test. Watching over the hive ship attacking another hive ship. (Note: gravity still not affecting Sheppard's hair.)


Meanwhile, on Atlantis: Hermiod and McKay bitch at each other.

The test fails. The Wraith queen is not pleased and demands they find another way.


"So we have to do everything?"

Naturally, everyone turns to...

Rodney. The man who can.


If he has the adequate data.


He shall have it. Which is a bit of a surprise. "For real?"


Omg, lashes!


*suspicious look*

Lab: Scientist are looking through received data. Sheppard brings coffee. It's canon!

Gotta be faster than that, Radek.


Wtf. The hair is scaring me. No, for real.




"Rodney?"


Sheppard's sure he's fine. However, his hair is not. Good god.

Aboard the hive ship:

Wraith scientist: "Can you do this, yo?"
Ronon: "The short answer is yes."


Touching Rodney=not a good idea.


See?


Rodney's very, very afraid Ronon's going to get them killed.


The Wraith is under the misapprehension that Ronon's protecting his superior. He's not.
Ronon: "He's ma boyfriend."

Back in Atlantis, introducing the queen to their new plan.



"Step one..."


"Step two..."









They certainly know how to hold a presentation, don't they? Clear structure, use of media, emphasising, gestures. Finally, they manage to convince the queen. She leaves.


"I should be on that hive ship for mumblemumble reasons. But! I have this handy little program that will totally fail to work and thus, put me into mortal jeopardy. Season finale, you know."




*pats*


Buh?

Totally unexpected, the Wraith totally fuck them over.

Grey. Hum. *ponders*


The Daedalus is under fire. This cap illustrates the devastating fire power of the hive ship. Oh, shut up.






Blahblahohnoesblablahvirus. "...address of every world in the data base."


*wibble*


They're on their way to Earth. Doooom.


In conclusion:
We have to wait how long for the next episode?
Zelenka muttering in Czech is hot.
McKay is hot, period.
They needed a whole lof of stupidness for the plot to work.


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