On the importance of eating crunchy things on the beach

[dar_jeeling]

I mean, you could, possibly, be eating sand, but unless check, it could totally be roasted peanuts you're grinding up between your molars.

In other words: I am on vacation!* Which, I'm certain, you've already noticed by the shocking change in frequency of my posts. (By which I mean: by this post.)

* Until tomorrow to be precise. This little interjection was brought to you by the influence of my holiday reading, Tristram Shandy.

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[enname.livejournal.com]

She did?

*peers*

Just how did she do that?!?!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_inbetween_/]

See, I couldn't figure that out. She lured me online with promises of "showing" but then failed to satisfactorily explain how it all came about, mumbling something about having "other" clothes, too. Still, my delicate sensibilities shudder(ed) at what she's been up to and then wouldn't show/tell me.

[dar-jeeling.livejournal.com]

:P, I say! I forgot my bikini top on the beach, how is that not clear enough?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_inbetween_/]

WHY DID YOU TAKE IT OFF!!!


And you did lure me. Want to post your screenshots of you? Could make into a gif, even a rather anonymous icon.

[dar-jeeling.livejournal.com]

Because it was wet! And I threw it into some bushes, so it would dry and then I forgot it there.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_inbetween_/]

Oh that is boring *pout*


(Bushes? I thought there was sand. *pout*)


Also I thought you just offered to send me your kini. That was a weird moment there :)

[dar-jeeling.livejournal.com]

Also, NO. :P