I tried to manip girl!Sheppard, but he's not cooperating. ( See? )
Still suitable for posting Sheppard-wearing-make-up crack fics, though.

"an Alfa Romeo Spider with the top down"
Attention, please. This line is searching for its mommy. It's been bouncing around in my head all day long and I cannot for the life of me remember where it's from.

Harry Potter and the Half-blood Prince is sitting on my shelf, untouched. I haven't been spoiled except for the character death. Worth the read?