Bitch, bitch, whine

[dar_jeeling]

Exactly what it says on the box.

Dear self,
if you laze around on the cold bathroom floor playing with the cat, please do not wonder where the hell your cold came from.

Me
PS: You aren't too bright, are ya?

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Dear everyone!
No, I have no fucking clue what I'll be doing now. What, you think I'm delighted by this state of affairs? Leave me alone.

Thank you very fucking much, Me

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Dear everyone,
for the record: No, I don't have a mobile phone. In fact, I hate the bloody things. Yeah, I don't know how I survive either.

No love,
the person at the next table/in the next row/next to you, who wants to strangle you

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Dear self,
please remember that whining leads to oversharing leads to you being sorry you said anything.

Kthxbai!
PS: Inconsequential things such as "My throat is really, really sore" are okay! *thumbs up*

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Oh beloved icon,
you continue to amuse me. Don't ever stop.

Kiss, kiss and much love, Me