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1) The cat twitches one of her front paws when you start stroking her fur.
2) The cat will sprawl on and get hair all over everything that even vaguely resembles a bag.
3) The cat knows her name, the words for food, brush and bug, but has trouble understanding 'No!', 'Not now!', and 'I'm not your personal fucking servant!'.
4) ) The cat consists of roughly 60% hair and 40% cat. And by cat I mean fat. *pokes cat* Move, damn you, move!
In other news, I have a new icon! It's so...me, don't you think?
2) The cat will sprawl on and get hair all over everything that even vaguely resembles a bag.
3) The cat knows her name, the words for food, brush and bug, but has trouble understanding 'No!', 'Not now!', and 'I'm not your personal fucking servant!'.
4) ) The cat consists of roughly 60% hair and 40% cat. And by cat I mean fat. *pokes cat* Move, damn you, move!
In other news, I have a new icon! It's so...me, don't you think?
