Must be jelly cuz jam don't shake like that!

1) That's from a song, right? It's bad that I really, really want to listen to that song now, isn't it? And it's even worse that I want an icon of Rodney's ass with that caption, yes? Thought so.

2) Hiiiii! Someone needs to slap me! Thank you!

3) No, seriously, why aren't you watching Slings & Arrows?

4) There's this mess of a Word document and it's barely 700 words long and that includes the frustrated comments and there's nothing more in this world that I hate more right now. Except maybe my inability to just fucking delete the thing. (I'm still fond of the word "and", though.)

5) Incoherency is a beautiful thing! Don't you think so? I think so.

6) Just so you know, I won't be here on Friday and Saturday.