Walks like a duck, goes quack

Quick, tell me about places that are enjoyable, but are made less so by the crowds of people visiting at the same time! The next time there's a football match I'll go there and have fun.

I just went out to get some ice cream and found myself in something straight out of a Western. Total abandoned ghost city material! Closed shops, deserted streets, people huddling around campfires TV sets. Here and there you could spot lonely figures scurrying through the back alleys, stopping only to ask you why you haven't run for your life yet aren't watching the game.

Wait. Was that tumbleweed?