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dar_jeeling) wrote2006-03-02 09:27 pm
dar_jeeling) wrote2006-03-02 09:27 pm
Letters to no one
Snow,
please stop falling. Shovelling you is fun, but not if I have to do it more than once a day. Plus, it's March, so you might want to look into that melting thing.
Random woman,
thanks so much for jamming my hand in the door. The bruises are a nice blue colour. I do hope you don't have any children or pets you could hurt, you inconsiderate bitch.
Photoshop,
cooperate, for fuck's sake. Cooperate!
please stop falling. Shovelling you is fun, but not if I have to do it more than once a day. Plus, it's March, so you might want to look into that melting thing.
Random woman,
thanks so much for jamming my hand in the door. The bruises are a nice blue colour. I do hope you don't have any children or pets you could hurt, you inconsiderate bitch.
Photoshop,
cooperate, for fuck's sake. Cooperate!